Issue 1 – Page 2: Watch out for that plug and play! Within a centum call second, Gill and Roy receive a compact flash java jolt of cloud bursting amplitude phase modulation right down to the access points in their connectoids. This is about to become a Serious Reportable Event! A cold buffer refresh would feel pretty good right now instead of that slamming slashdot in the ole slingbox. See what happens to their sip-trunking carbon footprint in the next cartoon frame as you find out if they have imported a saturation scalability in their server core or if their skinny client control protocol has become a skuzzy skypeout.