Issue 1 – Page 13: With their fiber optics denormalized, the nodes fall further into sleep mode and enter into a deep ram. Their data at rest drops to a drilldown and both their cache cramming and cell breathing slow to one floating-point operation per second. The is no acoustic coupling except for the sound of z39.50’s. But within this darknet of halftone hadoop there is a humming hash function of a multiplexing biosense and dual-core dark energy. This seems to be the beginning of a querystring of free-space photonics and a qwerty bipolar transmission across a dark fiber on a dense wavelength. Will our nodes wake on a hexadecimal high or crash in a fluxgate flat file? Dream on, data miner