Issue 1 – Page 10: Certain that they may have overclocked their uptime, Switch, Router, and Server reload themselves into their i/o virtualization on the internet at an 8-level vestical sideband data rate. Meanwhile, the resident host nodes, Wi and Fi, Ediscover that hackerazzis have head-ended into their digital dolly and caused some serious location awareness. In fact, it feels like a data glove has just spent some uptime in the backside bus of their digital assets. In a decompressing display of denial of service, Hi and Fi vow to conduct a DNS debinding attack upon the dark fiber data dredgers. But will their vow fall on decibels of dead media or be the start menu of a JavaScript hijacking?
