Issue 1 – Page 22: Clearly, Router, Server, and Switch are in a hot potato routing midsplit. They have pushed the minimize button and avoided an immediate cutoff mode, but as they yottabyte back to earth via an erbium-doped fiber amplifier we wonder what their error level will be in Issue 2. Until then, may your dongle always be plugged into your backside bus and your ductbanks filled with millions of floating instructions per second.
