Issue 1 – Page 1: Meet Gill and Roy,both dedicated data daemons who are about to enter the Zap Zone. Although they’re looking for caffeine, there’s some calibrated, vectored cooling heating up in the canned air overhead that is going to give their stacked cluster of nodes a carrier-to-noise ratio of real capacitance. Shield your eyes, seek a safe mode, and hold on to your scroll bar as the flash memories light up your sparkline when you gaze at the next screenshot of Node Nonsense!
