Issue 1 – Page 4: As our data center chiller unfolds, Gil and Roy dimm the lights on their day of data fishing while each node begins to experience a self-provisioning download pop-up. Deep packet inspection leads to some real-time universal data access. Router starts unzipping and becomes unmounted as he debounces to the floor. Automagically, his ubiquitous computing is overcoming the uncertainty principle, and data at rest is transformed into defragged degrees of freedom. His upconverter, which was underutilized in the data center in a box, makes a digital discovery: freeware, flops, and an expanding flexfield. What data splitting developments await them next??
