Issue 1 – Page 8: Router gets a leaderboard lock on the local host’s home page and uses home automation and networking cheat sheets to identify the government off-the-shelf local exchange carrier in Tennessee. In a twisted nematic display of animated gif, artificial intelligence, and irrational numbers, the nodes discover that all annoyware algorithms lead to the House of AlGorithms. Twenty twips later, the nodes super tweaked the access and transport area of the airborne internet to trace route their interface to the site and peer down through the tree structure to find the tipping point for entry into the spintronics abode. But, does the turnkey to the House of AlGorithms lead to smart matter, strange matter, or no matter? Stay tuned to your vaporware scrum master.
