Issue 1 – Page 7: Switch, Router, and Server — overstuffed with a nano-emissive display of transconductance — bask in the warm glow of data deduplication that flash rams their optical amplifiers. They sift through their version control to absorb the catalog of life that they just encountered, such as the screen pop of Schrodinger’s cat. After some deep packet inspection, Server nybbles that all roadms lead to roamings and all networks netstat to one named entity. That online citation may be just the hamming code that will unlock their current flutterflux. Switch tells Router to goodput his Scart connector and red hat his search engines. But will they find shareware or shovelware when they dock at their next serial port?