Issue 1 – Page 15: Within attoseconds, and without even googolplexing the hitchhiker’s guide, Router, Switch, and Server are inexplicably hypertransported across the vastness of space at a screen popping speed and land on the far side of the Andromeda galaxy with a hypersonic thud. Even without TCP offload engines, TCP/IP accelerator networks, and a thread-safe tereplex, the nodes achieved a traveling wave-tube trinary throughput that could overclock and overstuff any gaasfet gamma corrected gravity wave. This is truly a technobabble hyperlink of gateway proportion. But where really did they hyperthread to? Prepare for an installfest of augmented reality.