Issue 1 – Page 16: The nodes’ X dimension cosmic placeshifting, VoIP xenodochial port forwarding, and WiMAX windows live skydiving have resulted in an uncompressing new XML schema definition. Their port replicator includes an unworldly demoscene in ultrawideband view of a flock of floating point space cephalopod units in a quantum mirage of Fibonacci sequence. And even though Router is wearing his pop-up blocker, he still gets some ping strangeness in his Jdbc connector that jitters his hard drive. Peer into the next pip box to see if the nodes run into any porta-persons on this quad-core openstack operating system.
